8. You know what a chicken diaper is – AND how to DIY one in a pinch.
You’re the master of the DIY chicken diaper!
9. You go out to eat with your friends, and bring everyone’s leftovers home, explaining your hens telepathically know when you’re at a restaurant, have started to expect a doggie bag.
And your friends not just expect it, but totally support you!
10. Every chicken has a name that fits perfectly with their unique personalities.
Yes, even the ones who root through your pile of leaves searching for bugs!